#CONSWERVATORY

20 - lesbro - oboist - PNW - SF

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High school oboe teacher: “don’t make reeds when you’re tired”

Conservatory oboe teacher: “well, I scraped this one without a lamp because I didn’t want to get out of bed”

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sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

(via theforeverforgottengirl)

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canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

(via thenorthan)

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So Animals by Maroon 5

Ofc there’s the obvious reason for me to be uncomfortable. Just…

But then they use an oboe patch around 1:40 uhhh

The universe is conspiring against me

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A breakfast burrito probably would have been a good idea because despite my nausea I would have been able to start my day off and be productive but its 2pm and I’m on my couch

(Then again, yesterday, I ate only pizza, two donuts, and boba, and I need to fucking chill on the shitty food)

This is the weirdest hangover. I literally can’t feel my hands and have no symptoms besides that